“准备去捶您男友!”姑娘晒出弟弟的聊天截图,野蛮又不失礼貌
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15日,微博网友@甜柠檬工坊
发了一个帖子:
“弟弟很瘦弱,但他却是我的守护神”
简直暖爆了
投稿的妹子被男朋友打伤了
她还在上初二的弟弟知道后
悄悄约了朋友
去找她男朋友单挑
弟弟和朋友的聊天截图
弟弟朋友给姑娘发的短信
网友:哈哈哈野蛮中不失一丝礼貌
@⋅不思量自难忘⋅:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我真的笑得满地找头
@我是袁周率:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈野蛮中又不失一丝礼貌
@桃之夭夭灼灼其华li
:还用您,真的不是坏孩子哈哈哈
@嗑西瓜子:又讲义气又害怕的小男子汉 感觉比那些所谓的混社会的中学生可爱多了
@是慧婵不是会馋:我怎么才能让我七岁的弟弟看到这条微博并去锤一顿我男朋友
还有网友晒出了自家的弟弟妹妹,同样暖爆了
@KarroyIce:我记得我以前有次骂我弟怎么这么没用,然后他沉默了好久后和我说“我虽然没用但是在姐夫出现之前我能保护你啊”??现在想想巨感动
@我觉得微博名太长不大好唔
:哈哈我弟弟以前跟我说:老姐你能不能晚点找男朋友,我问为啥,他说:等我长大点你男朋友欺负你我才能打得过他。爱了,我们家滴小男人。
@等了一年会员终于可以肆意改名字:哈哈啊哈哈哈我前男友打游戏不理我把我气哭,被我弟知道了,我弟就说“他游戏账号哪个区,我让我朋友虐死他”。我听完我就不想哭了!
至于为什么不是他自己,因为我朋友来我家偷看到我弟的游戏记录说你弟技术也太烂了吧。 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
@风月可期:我妹妹,快递给我打电话,我说放门卫,挂掉电话就看到她起身换鞋准备下楼给我拿快递,完了还惦记我前天说想喝可乐,直扑楼下超市
@改个名字Azusa:我妹妹10岁,没有血缘关系。从小喜欢跆拳道。说以后谁欺负我就要去锤死他。
@MaayMonet:看到这个我想到我堂弟了,那个时候跟前男友打架,一米八几我根本打不过,被他一把脖子推在墙角,后背整片青的,然后我爸妈他们都回来了,我堂弟也来了,然后私底下问我疼不疼还好吗然后他就哭了。。。小时候一直特别亲我
虽然现在长大了,有时候还去街上给我买奶茶买板栗呜呜呜呜。。。
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